brunobooty:

jasonofsuburbia:

tamralewallen:

brogod:

Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.

this is so awesome

so much yes

Omg

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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

“Don’t you get tired of listening to the same song over and over again?”

sodamnrelatable:

Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?

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wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever

thats-so-meme:

urge to play the Sims again…

…rising

buttgenie:

our job resumes should just be a list of all our successful text posts

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When the teacher says “Partner up!” and you look at your friend but your friend looks at someone else.

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

When I wake up on my birthday:

sodamnrelatable:

What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

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